Stealth new terrorist infiltration strategy successfully tested at Verizano Bridge
According to the Daily News, the goats ”sneaked under a fence onto a restricted area near the base of the Verrazano Bridge- without triggering alarms.” Ok, so there were no terrorists related in any way to this event (except for the goats themselves), but one hopes that would-be terrorists don’t get any ideas. Apparently the whole “terrorist” notion wasn’t out of the question, either. The Daily News source said that “the goats were taken into custody and turned over to the Army once it was determined not to be illegal aliens or agents of terror.” I’m glad to see that our tax money has purchased such high tech security for this structure.
Author: Ted Swenson




